LMAO at the "Orange Drink"
tiktok roasts j.lo
I’m in a funk. Anyone else having a week? Let’s examine. But mostly let’s watch these two TikToks.
This week had me thinking back to my first hip-hop concert...
I ruined my TikTok feed by going way too ‘woo woo’ into the tarot readings. I watch them for entertainment (mostly), but it’s scary how quickly you can become consumed by it, as certain themes start resonating. Next thing you know an hour’s gone by. My feed is astrology/tarot or New Yorkers being New York about stuff.
Speaking of, I loved the roast of J.Lo for the “orange drink” and the rest of her bodega order. “WHAT TYPE OF HAM THEN, JEN?!”
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Enable 3rd party cookies or use another browserMy TikTok feed is convinced I’m a gay man or black. Or a black gay man. Haha, I know some of my gay friends would react to that by saying, “I mean…”
One of my wishes is for someone to put music on and get every song right. I’m sick of all my 90+ playlists. Even internet radio (daytime is too sax-heavy on NTS Radio lately).
I like how you can see something like a skater standing with his board hundreds of times, but when it comes down to writing it so it sounds good, it’s about using the correct combination of words, like solving a math problem but fun.
I’m going to NYC next weekend! I’m happy I get to have actual Spring for 2 days. I gotta hit the deli for chicharrones and plantain chips. Hopefully halal.
Maybe next week I’ll have an NYC story.
