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Adult Driving Lessons

i finally accepted that cars are the only way in the 'burbs

Jun 26 •

Low-level socializing with a Bar Ghost

was i bullied? did i deserve whatever this is? maybe...

May 29 •

Hopefully devoted, but to what?

c'mon, gimme somethin to believe in...

Apr 24 •

How do they keep spawning in my life's video game?

Mar 27 •

DIY Chaos: How Making Zines Saved Me – HECK Is Now Online!

welcome to HECK!

Mar 6 •

Real drip gods live in Chinatown

and just how Chinese am I?!

Feb 21 •

K-Dramas at the Dentist 2

my favorite dental assistant ever

Jan 30 •

10 Festivus Grievances

you don't have to be a seinfeld stan to want a clean slate

Dec 20, 2024 •

Life is mud and we're sinking

a turtle with too much screentime

Dec 5, 2024 •

Sorry, can't wipe my race off my face

a racist made eye contact with me

Oct 9, 2024 •

Getting the Band Back Together: Reunions with Friends

a week of happy reunions

Oct 3, 2024 •

Be the Friend Who Drops In

text a friend cuz you care, not cuz you're a shitass

Sep 25, 2024 •

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